Great Waltham Cricket Club

known as who ate all the pies and after dinner speaking , captain of the second eleven with a big laugh and big belly can anyone get the bowling award from this blob?.

After being ousted in a bitter boardroom coup, I am now just a player, fortunately I don't bare a grudge against the parties involved!!! Looking forward to 18 games on Saturday this year, injury and selection permitting as the leave is booked!! Hoping to take 25 wickets and score ___ runs!!

'Skip'. 1st XI Captain. RHB. LS/RM. 'Utility' batsman capable of playing a dour Collingwood-esque/Dravid-esque innings that steadies (?) the ship. Equally at home chipping in with a quick-fire cameo in the last 10 overs. The only player to umpire more overs than Gary Bloom in a season. Looking foward to the 2010 season in Div.1... Great Expectations. Hobbies: Trying to keep Godders/Chappy/Swanny et al under control. Cricketing Heroes: My Dad, Jim Young & Andy Elgar.

Specialist Square Leg fielder usually found just behind the umpire, six metres from the boundary just past the kitchen door and propping up the bar. Come to think of it Specialist Square Leg Bat as well !!!!! Never been known to drop a glass !